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Monday, April 21, 2008, 3:04
A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, “I hate all the blonde jokes people tell.”
“Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.”
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, “See! That guy was really stupid.”
“No kidding,” replied the blonde. “There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”
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evzxcore said on Monday, April 21, 2008, 23:03
i dont get it
Harmony said on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 3:18
It’s BLOND not blonde.
FHef said on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 4:43
It is BLONDE actually.
admin said on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 4:46
American Heritage Dictionary - s
blond also blonde Audio Help (bl?nd) Pronunciation Key
adj. blond·er, blond·est
1. Having fair hair and skin and usually light eyes: blond Scandinavians.
2. Of a flaxen or golden color or of any light shade of auburn or pale yellowish brown: blond hair.
3. Light-colored through bleaching: blond furniture.
n.
1. A person with fair hair and skin and usually light eyes.
2. A light yellowish brown to dark grayish yellow.
source: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/blonde
Your Face said on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 8:08
The spelling blonde is still widely used for the noun that specifies a woman or girl with fair hair: The blonde with the baby in her arms is my anthropology professor. Some people object to this as an unnecessary distinction, preferring blond for all persons: My sister is thinking of becoming a blond for a while. As an adjective, the word is more usually spelled blond in reference to either sex (an energetic blond girl; two blond sons), although the form blonde is occasionally still used of a female: the blonde model and her escort. The spelling blond is almost always used for the adjective describing hair, complexion, etc.: His daughter has blond hair and hazel eyes.
EvilJerry said on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 8:55
i see the stupidity example from the joke has carried right into the comment section.
you're gay said on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 9:45
i love how everybody is just talking about the correct spelling of “blonde” rather than comment about how lame the joke was. XD XD