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May 14, 2008 by: adminA certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very hornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn’t very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla. So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla–for five hundred bucks? Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
“First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her,” and “Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union.”
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?
“Well,” said Mike, “You’ve gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks.”
Horney,not hornery!
Horny, not horney! If you’re going to be a douche and correct someone at least make sure your correction is correct. Otherwise you end up looking like not only a douche, but an idiot as well.
yeah a horney deuce idot
with a go rilla up yours
Well, you’re both wrong
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hornery
So this is fun, right?
they were saying ornery, not horny
Well said Janso!
If you’re going to be a douche and correct someone[,] at least make sure your correction is correct. Otherwise[,] you['ll] end up looking (-like-) not only [like] a douche, but an idiot as well.
I tried fixing your errors.
[add], (-minus-)
Actually, the original is correct. It is presumptive to think that it was a misspelling of ‘horny’. Check a dictionary and broaden your vocabulary.
you’re both dumb. they meant ornery, as in gets agitated easily. they just added an h on accident. idiots.
I’m horneryer than anyone
you’re both morons.
it’s supposed to be ornery.
go ahead, look up, we’ll wait here.
just as another thought, try using a REAL dictionary and not an “urban” dictionary of slang terms. Hornery is NOT in Merriam-Webster, nor is bootylicious. Your little urban dictionary has both, which says it all really.
Nerds. Just enjoy the story. Everyone can just think plug in their own spelling and stop bitching about it. Damn, you guys are so immature.
“Nerds. Just enjoy the story. Everyone can just think plug in their own spelling and stop bitching about it. Damn, you guys are so immature.”
+1
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Way to completely miss the fucking point!
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