Jokes are fun…

Did you hear about the ghostly model who got into magazines?
She was a cover ghoul!

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Why does a model smile at lightning?
She thinks she’s getting her picture taken!

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The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
She pushed him away. “Maybe your other models let you kiss them,” she said.
“I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he swore.
“Really?” she said, softening, “How many models have there been?”
“Four,” he replied, “A jug, two apples, and a vase.”

But the reality…

“They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.”
– Cindy Crawford

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“Richard doesn’t really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can’t help it.”
– Cindy Crawford

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“I haven’t seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven’t seen anything. I don’t really care.”
– Tyra Banks

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“I’ve looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It’s the same face.”
– Claudia Schiffer

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“The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles — but I had on thick tights underneath.”
– Naomi Campbell

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“I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.”
– Linda Evangelista

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“When I model I pretty blank. You can’t think too much or it doesn’t work.
– Paulina Porizkova

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“It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would.”
– Kate Moss

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“I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don’t have to speak.”
– Linda Evangelista

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“I’m a pretty girl who’s a model who doesn’t suck as an actress.”
– Cameron Diaz

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“Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.”
– Beverly Johnson

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“Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament.”
– Jerry Hall